Author: leilani

Not technically the plague, though it sure as shit felt like it at times. However – I think I’m finally over the hump and getting past this interminable crap. Still can’t talk worth shit though, which is kind of a big deal since my “day” job is spent on the phone. Not that my phone’s helping, either. My sweet wireless…

I’m trying to decide if I’m sick enough for a trek to the doctor. Trust me, I don’t say that lightly. I find the medical community as a whole about as caring and trustworthy as politicians. And y’all KNOW what I think of politicians. Sadly, my body has decided to kick my ass in an…

We’re getting rain all week. I swear we were transplanted to a different part of the country when nobody was looking. I’d love to have something super-exciting to report. I won the lottery! (I rarely buy tickets, so my likelihood is below-average for this one.) My book’s a New York Times bestseller! (Obviously not, considering…

Don’t have kids. Don’t even have OTHER PEOPLE’S kids. I kid. Sort of. I love my (grown) children and my grandchildren. I’d do almost anything for them, and have. We aren’t in each other’s business on a daily basis, in theory, though my girls and I talk about every other day by text or on…