I came here to vent my political frustrations, then decided to play it cool and talk about other things, but holy fuck. What kind of moron doesn’t know better than to cut off the QUEEN OF ENGLAND? I mean, you’d think Putin would’ve programmed his bloated orange horse’s ass with a little bit more intelligence,…
The Good, The Bad, and the Oblivious
From time to time I’ve talked about my siblings, albeit not often because I don’t interact with them all that much. My only surviving sister lives off in her own world, and more power to her. She opted out of becoming a mom, married a couple of times, and lives in a tiny junk-filled house…
Dollars and Senses
Back when I initially published my (admittedly awful) first eBook, in late 2013, I danced with visions of retiring rich. Then I released the book to crickets and got a nice, big, fat reality check. There are self-published authors who make a respectable income – a few ranging upward of $1 million a year. The…
God Save Queens
I love Brit humor. British entertainment on the whole is more bawdy, deadpan, cheap, classy, and more MORE than the crap churned out by US TV and movie studios. I’ll grant you, we have better special effects. They have better writers and the best tactics for screwing with your brain. Their actors aren’t 3/4 Botox…
You Can’t Make This Shit Up
Just in case you forgot: people are stupid. And for once, this isn’t a political post. Visit knowable.com if you’re in the mood to question the survival of the human race, just on the sheer vacancy of our collective brain cells. Better yet, try to buy or sell anything through Craigslist or any of the…