For anyone who knows where I work, you’ll understand somewhat when I explain that this is our “Christmas season.” We run high profile national advertising on a certain higher-profile sporting event. And for the next few weeks, pandemonium reigns. In theory that pandemonium brings along some nice commissions, but this year it’s been thin on…
Does anybody happen to have any extra-strength Fukitol?
The tent thing is finis. Not quite as successfully as the camels, sadly. The camel caravan was a hit. I just want to take a machete – or an uzi or an atom bomb – to my lame attempt at building a tent structure. Instead of a tent we’re gonna have filmy-ish neon orange fabric…
How Far Would You Go for a Camel Toe?
No, not that kind of camel toe! For the past couple of nights, our home has been overtaken by camels. Well, camels and all the folderol that goes with them. A few days before ground-zero in a contest, my work team finally got its collective head out of its collective ass and decided on a…
Roller Coaster
This has been a week of ups and downs, to the nth degree. Work went from good to challenging to really crummy to excellent. My oldest daughter announced she’s finally paying off the biggest bill in my name, the one that’s been Damocle’s sword hanging over any chance of buying a house. Long story, but…
Readin’, Ritin’ and ‘Rithmatic
Whew… the slave driver hath prevailed this weekend. In reality it wasn’t exactly a slave driver scenario. It was more that I needed to get this stuff done and G kept hounding bitching nagging reminding me until I just sat down and started writing, copying and editing how-to articles on the website. In reality it…