Category: Ex Trailer Trash

I’m trying to decide if I’m sick enough for a trek to the doctor. Trust me, I don’t say that lightly. I find the medical community as a whole about as caring and trustworthy as politicians. And y’all KNOW what I think of politicians. Sadly, my body has decided to kick my ass in an…

We’re getting rain all week. I swear we were transplanted to a different part of the country when nobody was looking. I’d love to have something super-exciting to report. I won the lottery! (I rarely buy tickets, so my likelihood is below-average for this one.) My book’s a New York Times bestseller! (Obviously not, considering…

Don’t have kids. Don’t even have OTHER PEOPLE’S kids. I kid. Sort of. I love my (grown) children and my grandchildren. I’d do almost anything for them, and have. We aren’t in each other’s business on a daily basis, in theory, though my girls and I talk about every other day by text or on…

I love Arizona in wintertime. Except when it’s miserable, like lately. We rarely see snow except from a distance – and even that happens once in a blue moon. Last week, Mother Nature apparently forgot she was in Arizona. There was snow in Scottsdale a few days ago, and the highway was closed from Superior…

Most of my readers here know my first name is LeiLani. My real name. I can’t make this shit up. My parents hated me. (All true.) A lot of friends call me Lei. At work it’s either LeiLani or Lee. Just don’t call me Lani or Lonnie. I hate that shit. We did Christmas yesterday…