Author: leilani

Technically the title of this entry should have been CLEANING A Rug, but somehow that sounds a wee bit less glamorous.  And after all, I am such a glamorous person.  (Oh quitcher laughing.  It could happen.) After work this afternoon we tackled the cleaning job in the now-spare bedroom, the one my darling daughter left…

One of my favorite skits on Saturday Night Live occurred eons ago. I can’t recite it verbatim, but the gist of it was that Steve Martin and Bill Murray were tourists (or maybe in Murray’s scruffy context, a bum) who can’t figure out what they’re looking at. The whole skit consisted of the two of…

Yes, it’s that time again – the time when I move into Non Sequitur Alley and take up residence.  Yon author (that’d be me) will be making absolutely no sense and will be perfectly content with the fact. Whilst I can’t begin holding a candle to my idols, Miss Hiss and Poolagirl, in no particular…

It is SO patently not fair that when it is so gorgeous outside we have to work.  I know, I know – I spent the better part of a week NOT working.  But being sick ain’t no picnic, either, and doesn’t count as a vacation.  Last VACATION I got was a four-day holiday weekend during…

This weekend was too.  Short. Now in all fairness, I just concluded a one-day work week, thanks to a lovely run-in with bronchitis.  Unfortunately the stuff really isn’t going away.  I have another doctor’s appointment scheduled for Friday, and I’m definitely better now than I was at the beginning of the week; but yeesh, I’m…